Archive for June, 2007

MPAA Reformation

The always excellent chud.com has an interesting acticle up that starts out as a defense of Die Hard 4’s PG-13 rating but ends up being an indictement of the MPAA’s rating system.

Devin proposes a familiar solution, more rating classes. He thinks Die Hard 4 would be a good fit for a PG-15. Roger Ebert similiarly proposed an A rating a few years ago as a commercially viable alternative to the NC-17 rating, which was created to be an alternative to the X rating.

I think Devin makes some insightful points but his solution is misguided. This type of thinking is how we got the PG-13 and NC-17 ratings in the first place and the system has only got more broken. The root of the problem is two fold:

1) The over whelming majority of the population doesn’t even know what the MPAA is. Despite that ignorance their ridiculous rating system is exalted on some pedestal. The rating reflects nothing more than the arbitray opinion of a shadowy and politically motivated private organization.

2) The rating system operates under the assumption that the viewing rights of private citizens should be infringed upon in order to ensure that some 15 year old in Topeka Kansas doesn’t see a pair of tits on screen.

Most people assume that the MPAA is some kind of government beaurocracy (thank god it’s not) but actually the organization was created by and is financed by the six major studios. It’s a private organization and its only authority is self appointed. Furthermore, not only is the rating voluntary but it costs money and it’s not cheap.

There’s a better answer; fewer restrictions and scaling back the power of the MPAA. To the civilized wold those Christian Fundementalist rating sites (like this one) may seem backwards but I think they’re on the right track. At least these people are taking responsibility for themselves for vetting content and deciding for themselves if a film reflects their values.

Furthermore that 15 year old in Topeka Kansas is too busy getting to third base with his pet mule to worry about going to the movies. Secondly, 15 year olds spend most of their time trying to see a pair of tits in real life, and a good number actually succeed. We’re kidding our selves thinking we’re ‘protecting’ our nations youth from R rated material while they live X rated lives filed with sex drugs and adult situations.

Technically studios are perfectly free to release adult themed films (I’m not talking about porn) to the public but there’s a whole gauntlet of fines, levies and ad restrictions in the way. This was not the case in the pre NC-17 days when films like Taxi Driver, The Godfather, Clock Work Orange where the norm at the local cinema. I don’t think adding sex and violence to films makes them better per se but neither is it a coincidence that the golden age of american cinema occurred in between the tyranny of the Hayes Commission and the buearocratic obstructionist tactics of the MPAA.

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Platform International Animation Festival

I’ve been hearing a lot about this Platform Animation Festival that’s in Portland this week. My friend Jason’s hosting some event this friday at his store Floating World Comix. Should be a good time, and it’s got a trailer:

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Transformers is our last best hope

It wasn’t that long ago that Mike Bay was the go to guy for film snobs looking for some one to hate. And it wasn’t so long ago that I was among the ranks of haters. That Armageddon business was pure shit. And as for Pearl Harbor, I fully stand behind my decision to hate that film without ever having seen it.
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Clip of the Week: Interview with Harmony Korine

Has it been a week, fuck all if I know, but this is getting posted.

In honor of Mr. Harmony Korine’s latest, sure to be at a theater near some day here is an old (circa Julien Donkey-Boy) interview with the retarded prince himself.

Update: well fuck this. That clip’s not allowed to be embedded. Well fuck off BurtonLeonReynoldsJr. Instead I’m posting this clip absolute pandemonium amid Korine talking about why he loves Werner Herzog.

The original clip can be seen here:http://youtube.com/watch?v=gVNCSiZLurQ

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Mr. Lonely, a new movie from Harmony Korine

Harmony Korine’s last theatrically released flick was the psuedo-classic / slapstick comedy Julien Donkey Boy, way back in 1999. That was back when Harmony was some kind of indie golden boy. No one could make up their minds whether it was cool or cliche to like Harmony. Too pretentious for the midnight cult crowd, to raunchy for the art houses. He was less the red headed step child of cinema and more like royalty in exile, but inbred retarded royalty.

Eight years later he’s pretty much fallen off the map save for the occasional blurb in the last paragraph of the gossip page, buried underneath notices about which up and coming WB star Lindsay Lohan is throwing up on these days.

He’s less vitale film making talent and more the punchline to some extremly pretentious joke. Unfortunatley we’re going to have wait a little bit longer for that particular episode of Hollywood Squares because apparently Harmony’s got a new movie due this year. It’s called Mr. Lonely. IMDB’s got the following synopsys:
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Paul Thomas Anderson’s Newest: There Will Be Blood

There’s some kind of internet exclusive trailer out for PT Andersons’ newest There Will Be Blood which is some kind of morality tale about the high cost of sustaining our oil economy and also it’s a western.

Anderson’s got what I would call a pretty consistent style between film, the stamp of the auteur which is what blows me away about this footage. This trailer is a lot of things but it’s doesn’t look like a PT Anderson film. I thought of Days of Heaven, and Bound for Glory and Macabe and Mrs. Miller. This trailer embodies what it is that I love about the films of the 70’s. It’s been a long time since we’ve had a new PTA movie to look forward and it’s nice to see that he’s undergone a transformation as an artist.

Hopefully we’ll be seeing this later this year.

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Tunnels to Windows

It’s been more than a week but here’s part 2 of my film clip of the week segment. It’s lame that this is another Arcade Fire cover video and also the audio quality is sub par but the Neistate Bros. fit an impressive array of inspired ideas into 4.50min. I especially love the first bit in the movie theater. You see a lot of this low-fi faux super-8 aesthetic but the coolness of this video goes way beyond that gimmick.
Check out the Neistat Brother’s site.

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